Full Metal Lunchbox

 
OK, I'm still in bed when I should be outside running.  My dog isn't being much help, all curled up in the blanket like she just don't care.

To inspire myself to get out and hit the pavement, I'm lying here thinking of some fast runners I admire:

• Paula Radcliffe
  
• Khalid Khannouchi
  
• Ed Whitlock
  
• Dean Karnazes
  
• George W Bush

That's right, folks, there is something I admire our fearless leader for aside from his loyalty to his friends like Dead Duck Dude.  Laugh if you want, but the guy finished the Houston Marathon in 3:44.  You try that!

Speaking of laughing, here for no particular reason are some random George W Bush moments.  Enjoy.

Let's start with one of my favorites: "Drunk at a Party."  Take notice how much the president admires his newly married friends for their marathon running abilities.

I thought this guy was supposed to be in AA, but I guess not.






Like music?  Irish nationalism?  Well then, duder, this next one goes out to you: "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"







In a few days January will be over and soon it will be February, the shortest month of the year.  But don't tell that to George W Bush!







Now, getting serious for a moment, here is some recently de-classified video footage from before the Iraq invasion.  Now we know the real story!







This next one is my all-time favorite.  WARNING: George Bush's rendition of an old folk saying is painful to watch.







And finally, a "sub-blim-in-a-ble" compilation of great W moments, set to music.  Now, let's all have a cheeseburger!








OK, procrastination over.  President Bush wouldn't be lazy on a day like today, so neither will I.

So I'm going to go outside an run now.

Then I'll have a cheeseburger.