Monday, October 09, 2006
I'm back!
..and ready to kick Oprah's ass!
Distance: 10 miles
Average Pace: 9:55/mile
You HEAR that Oprah?! That's the sound of me coming up fast behind you.
I'm going to BEAT your marathon time! Gonna leave you in my dust!
Gonna leave you CRYING on Steadman's shoulder, "Waah! That bald geek with the bum knee ran faster than me!"
I gotta go to physical therapy now.
posted by Full Metal Lunchbox @ 3:36 PM
Distance: 10 miles
Average Pace: 9:55/mile
You HEAR that Oprah?! That's the sound of me coming up fast behind you.
I'm going to BEAT your marathon time! Gonna leave you in my dust!
Gonna leave you CRYING on Steadman's shoulder, "Waah! That bald geek with the bum knee ran faster than me!"
I gotta go to physical therapy now.
posted by Full Metal Lunchbox @ 3:36 PM
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She's never going to know what hit her....
"What's that noise?"
"That's Full Metal Lunchbox blowing past Oprah at 6.54545454545454545454545454545454 miles per hour!"
Better be careful or she'll want the City of Chicago to close down the course just for her, so she can run it all alone, without having to be trampled by the hoi polloi, e.g., fast bald geeks with bum knees.
Or something like that.
"What's that noise?"
"That's Full Metal Lunchbox blowing past Oprah at 6.54545454545454545454545454545454 miles per hour!"
Better be careful or she'll want the City of Chicago to close down the course just for her, so she can run it all alone, without having to be trampled by the hoi polloi, e.g., fast bald geeks with bum knees.
Or something like that.
Just be nice and don't push her or trip her or anything. Her massive group of Oprahites might come after you with a vengence and run you off the course.
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